Just wanted to say big up to my american friends.
Well done for taking your country back! You know what though, we didn't even want it. It smelled bad, it was too big to walk in flip flops and 'y'all tawk funney ov'r dey're.' Of course the Americans aren't bitter towards the english, not at all. Apart from charging us a bomb air fair and not really understanding how soccer works.
I'm obviously not going to fall into the utterly rediculous and low brow trap of making an obesity reference in my blog, but I will say that the Americans certainly tend to spoil themselves in most areas of life, especially their children.... but we still love you anyway, just don't sit on the couch, its light pine (haha, fat joke.)
Big love, yankees!
Wench. I know that doesn't refer to me <3
ReplyDeleteNo absolutely not... stop eating while I'm lying to you!
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